Jesse Was A Pop Punk Drummer

Jesse was a pop punk drummer
Fell in love on a pop punk summer
When he was young
Kissing with his tongue
Hanging out in Philadelphia
Paying a landlord for a dump
But we were having fun
Making right all wrong

But you can’t dance to it
You can’t dance to this
But everybody’s singing along
To that pop punk song

Jessie was a pop punk rocker
She didn’t care none
No one could stop her
From singing along
To that pop punk song
Hanging out in south Australia
Had the same name
Different genitalia
Making right all wrong
Drunk on Carlton

But you can’t dance to it
You can’t dance to this
But everybody’s singing along
To that pop punk song

Jesse was a pop punk rocking
Writing a song
No one could stop him
From playing along to that pop punk song

But you can’t dance to this
You can’t dance to this
And nobody’s singing along
To our pop punk song

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